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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:14
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Bill Oram: Seriously, who is going to beat the Beavers? - OregonLive.com
No way
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Astronomers Just Discovered The Biggest Explosions Since The Big Bang - ScienceAlert
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Then came..
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Will Kamala Harris rekindle the business model of sleeping your way to the top?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Use of semaglutide linked to doubled risk of neovascular macular degeneration - Medical Xpress
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
No go.
No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts